ART, including my Hawaii Five-O portraits, drawings of animals in love, ranch photographs, and the Challenge Pizza Pants to Draw a Mammal feature.

WRITING BY ME, including rants and raves, movie reviews, food reviews, and other reviews.

GUEST COLUMNISTS, such as my parents, Caterina Costanzo, Sarah Karon, Harley D. Wagner, Chris von Sneidern, Eric Wilinski, Michael Ribas, Nataleigh Dalton, and more.

DIVERSIONS (classified ads, recipes, Pizza Pants Personality Quizzes, a name generator, and Amusing Pictures of People Eating Pizza).

MUSIC, namely a Hawaii Five-O song by Chris von Sneidern and me (in MP3 format with lyrics).

ABOUT PIZZA PANTS, with Seldom Asked Questions and Meet the Pizza Pants Contributors.

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HOW TO CONTRIBUTE to Pizza Pants.

Recent additions and updates:

Post a Pizza Pants classified ad. Suggestions: personals, help wanted, for sale, situation wanted, announcements, lost and found, searching for, Thank You St. Jude, etc. Go wild!

I'm now reviewing every movie I see. So far we've got The Banger Sisters and Me Without You, The Misfits, and Moonlight Mile. (October 4)

I've eaten huevos rancheros 26 times in the last 18 weeks, and you can read about it here. (October 4)

There's a brand new recipes page. I hope you like it. (October 4)

I finally updated the Challenge Pizza Pants to Draw a Mammal page with several mammals, and I need more challenges. (October 4)

Caterina Costanzo has written an extremely funny piece on why she'll be living alone from now on, thank you. (October 4)

My dad has a new column, called Hysterical Markers (a codger's perspective). It's about riding motorcycles and the motorcycle culture in New Mexico in the old days, and it's awfully good. (October 4)

Life Lessons by Michael Ribas is updated with lists of good and bad album titles and why. (October 4)

I drew a new picture for Animals in Love. (October 4)

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