About PizzaPants.com

PizzaPants.com is the online home of Jennifer Rae Atkins, who currently lives in Albuquerque, NM. Jennifer Rae Atkins is a young lady whose interests include reading, movies, writing, art, music, music, and music. She likes dogs and horses a lot. She's not completely sure what to do next.


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Jack Atkins, my dad, writes Hysterical Markers (a codger's perspective). He's a painter in New Mexico, and he's also qualified to work as a petroleum geologist. He likes hiking, fishing, motorcycles, animals, movies, reading, and, of course, me. He says, "My favorite pizza is specialty Italian pizza at North Beach pizza joints. My everyday favorite is Pizza Hut pan, with cheese, mushrooms, green chile, Italian sausage and lots of sauce." His favorite pants are Wrangler loose-fit jeans.

Caterina Costanzo is also known as Slovar or Hepcat or Tina Louise Marie Chiffon...oh, never mind. I went to high school with her. She lives in Denver now. She works in the parking lot industry, and that's God's own truth. Slovar's favorite pizza is green chile with mushroom and her favorite pants are her vintage (just 'cause she says they are) polyester Levi's. She says, "They have been excellent pants in my collection since 1996."

 

My Mother is my mother, and her name is Deena Ray Dickinson Atkins. She is a certified public accountant and fantastic mama living in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Her hobbies include crafts, movies, reading, and bicycling. She was valedictorian, prom queen, and president of Future Homemakers of America--and it shows!

My mother's favorite pizza is green chile with mushroom and a thin crust, and she most enjoys eating it at home in front of the TV. Her favorite pants are broken-in jeans.

 

Chris von Sneidern writes the advice column at PizzaPants.com. Click here to see a glamorous picture of Chris and me from before I cut my hair. Chris's favorite kind of pants are black pants that fit tight, and his second fave are corduroys that are soft to the touch

 

Sarah Karon is the Official Pizza Pants Consultant for life, and she writes Regurgitation. She's a freelance writer and funny creative genius in San Francisco, California, but she is actually from Atlanta, Georgia, and to tell you the truth, she's currently in Costa Rica for the rest of the year.

Sarah's favorite pizza is Hawaiian (ham and pineapple) with feta cheese and sundried tomatoes, and a medium-sized, chewy crust. Her favorite pants? "Jeans, my vintage Calvin Kleins that are falling apart, faded, zipper fly, hole in the knee, frayed at the ends."

 

Nataleigh Dalton (who writes Nataleigh's Heart of Hearts) is a resident of Portland, Oregon, along with her husband, Alistar, and two dogs Joey and Sugar ( a german shorthair pointer and a boxer/ pit bull mix, respectively). She is a senior in photography at the Pacific Northwest College of Art. Her interests include cars, photography about cars, music, and cars. She has a website dedicated to her 1964 Ford Fairlane, Trixie.

Nataleigh loves, loves, loves pizza of all kinds. It doesn't matter where it's from or the time of day. If it's after noon, she prefers to accompany it with a nice, cold beer. Cold pizza in the morning goes really well with coffee. Nataleigh wears pants, too. Her new favorite kind of pants are the Old Navy ones that are "super low rise, boot cut."

Eric Wilinski is a writer and Concerned Citizen living in San Francisco. He writes the op-eds for Pizza Pants. Eric's favorite kind of pizza: a plain old slice of New York cheese pizza. His favorite pants: shorts

 

Michael Ribas, who writes the Life Lessons for Pizza Pants, is a person living in Oakland. He recently discovered his first (since discreetly removed) gray hair (though it could have been pale blonde--he has a lot of those and the light wasn't very good that night) and has decided to comb his life for lessons--before it's too late.

Michael's favorite pizza: mushroom and canadian bacon, thin-sliced, steaming hot. His favorite pants: jeans, leather, black, and dark blue Japanese-made 506 Levis as a standard, all-purpose pant.

 

Harley D. Wagner is a short, dark, and handsome dog who lives in San Francisco with his family. His hobbies include eating and sleeping and occasionally fighting with raccoons. He is especially fond of fan mail (and Milkbones, and long walks in the park), and he writes A Dog's Guide to Life at PizzaPants.com.

Harley's favorite pizza is an all-meat pie -- salami, pepperoni, sausage, ham, prosciutto, you name it: if there's grease in it, he loves it. He does not wear pants.

 


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